F.A.Q.

Q: If I have a Ya Ya Boom on my skin, what color should it be?

A: A healthy Ya Ya Boom is pink with concentric yellow rings. An unhealthy one is purple with a frowny in the center.

Q: Say I drink a Ya Ya Boom right out of the bottle. What should I do?

A: Sit back and wait for the fizzing in your stomach to subside. It can also be mitigated with serious rocking and a sense of humor.

Q: I just bought a Ya Ya Boom-brand appliance. I can't figure out how to program the little clock with the right time. What should I do?

A: Time? What is time but a man-made counting of moments, an institution implemented by the great accountants in the sky?

Q: No really. What should I do?

A: Throw it in the trash. Stick your right index finger in your left ear. Buy a red one.

Q: But for reals. Is the new Ya Ya Boom disc worth purchasing?

A: Some say there are no stupid questions. Those people are wrong. This is a very stupid question. But since you've come all this way, the answer is HEEEEEELLLLS YES.

Q: What else can I buy from you?

A: Well, you can purchase a number of excellent T shirts, buttons and stickers designed by Carlos Garcia, a man with a cape and a pencil.

Q: Where do you get your merch printed?

T shirts and buttons we've done with I Heart Machine. Stickers we've done through stickersandmore.com, and with Pat Shorty. Our discs were printed locally at Rolling R Productions.

Q: OK. That's all the questions I have.

A: Oh really? That's it?

Q: Yup.

A: So you're just going to go then?

Q: Um, yeah.

A: Oh. OK. I just thought we were friends and all ...